Haven’t
heard from him for a while, but I like his thinking…
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Bill Cosby has a great way of simplifying
things.
2012 CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT
I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:
(1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the
official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.
(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to
straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We
will use the Wal-Mart's
policy: 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'
(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.
(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our
many observation towers on the southern border (six month tour). They
will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.
(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If
you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president
nor any other politician will be able to touch it.
(6) Welfare. Checks will be handed out
on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful
completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.
(7) Professional Athletes & Steroids. The FIRST time you check
positive you're banned for life.
(8) Crime. We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you
steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If
convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you
chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
(9) One export will be allowed: Wheat! The world needs to eat. A
bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.
(10) All foreign aid using American
taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay
off the national debt and
ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll
ask the American people if they
want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the
decision whether it's a worthy cause.
(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will
be said every day at school and every day in Congress.
(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate
ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.
GOD BLESS AMERICA .
Bill
Cosby
Please forward this to everyone you know, no
matter which side of the fence they're on.
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