I guess I have guts and no balls
David Halsey
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From: Crystal Doerges [mailto:Crystal.Doerges@americanhm.com]
Sent: Wednesday, July 18, 2007 2:46 PM
To: David Halsey
Subject: FW: Guts or Balls?
this is funny!!
Guts
or Balls??
We've all heard
about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference
between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each
is listed below...
GUTS
- is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late
after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife
on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this
clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is
no difference in the outcome, since both result in
death.