RE: Fw: More deep thoughts - Email from David Halsey

I'm just kidding honey... :)

David Halsey

Team Leader

(951) 966-4534

(800) 728-7118

www.CoronaRiversideHomes.com

From: Crystal Doerges [mailto:Crystal.Doerges@americanhm.com]
Sent: Friday, July 13, 2007 2:51 PM
To: David Halsey
Subject: RE: Fw: More deep thoughts

LOL! Aw, ya big meanie! HAHA

Crystal Doerges :o)

Doc Drawer

Rancho Funding Center of AHM

10604 N Trademark Parkway #300

Rancho Cucamonga, CA 91730

Phone 909-481-2483 x 120

Fax 866-291-8549

From: David Halsey [mailto:david@coronariversidehomes.com]
Sent: Friday, July 13, 2007 2:49 PM
To: Crystal Doerges
Subject: RE: Fw: More deep thoughts

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address?

YES!!!!

J/K. haha

David Halsey

Team Leader

(951) 966-4534

(800) 728-7118

www.CoronaRiversideHomes.com

From: Crystal Doerges [mailto:Crystal.Doerges@americanhm.com]
Sent: Friday, July 13, 2007 2:10 PM
To: David Halsey
Subject: FW: Fw: More deep thoughts

LOL some of these are friggn FUNNY!!!!!

Crystal Doerges :o)

Doc Drawer

Rancho Funding Center of AHM

10604 N Trademark Parkway #300

Rancho Cucamonga, CA 91730

Phone 909-481-2483 x 120

Fax 866-291-8549

From: Ivy Brown
Sent: Friday, July 13, 2007 1:07 PM
To: Crystal Doerges; Lurena Black
Subject: FW: {Spam?} Fw: More deep thoughts

From: Jennifer Dorff
Sent: Friday, July 13, 2007 11:54 AM
To: 'Eileen Dorff'; Kimberly Leiber; Catherine Stellway; Shirley Elmblad; Ivy Brown; Mary Sutherland
Subject: FW: {Spam?} Fw: More deep thoughts

Jennifer Dorff

Doc Drawer

American Home Mortgatge

111 Pacifica Suite 305

Irvine, CA 92618

Phone: (949) 753-8900 ext. 493

Fax: (866) 216-3166

email: Jennifer.Dorff@americanhm.com

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